You're Older Than You've Ever Been

Mom: Okay Griffin, it's time for your teenage entrance interview. Happy birthday, by the way! How old are you?

Griffin: Old enough.

M: Great. So you're excited about watching PG-13 movies with wild abandon now?

G: I guess. I would say Marty Supreme, but that might end up being rated R. It's about Timothee Chalomet  and ping pong. I've felt old enough for PG-13 for a while now. The MPAA has lost the plot and don't know what they are doing any more. They give too many movies PG-13 when they should just be PG.

M: We talked about movies, what music are you into these days?

G: I've been listening to mostly hip hop. I like Jpegmafia, Tyler the Creator, and Steve Lacy.  It's crazy how different Jpegmafia and Steve Lacy are now that I think about it. Jpegmafia has a really experimental style and Steve Lacy has music that is easier to listen to. 

E: The beats don't go as hard though.

G:  Yeah, your'e right. The beats don't go as hard and Cody Freestyle is not a good song.

M: All right let's talk about sculptural posing.

G: I like it cuz it reminds me how beautiful, graceful and amazing I am.

M: This is a particularly nice one. Where did the idea come from?

G: It is pretty much the only one I've done, so I just wondered, you know, how could I remind myself how beautiful, graceful and amazing I am? And this was the pose for that.

M: OK now we are going to have a round of quick response:

Best time of day: morning

Best food: fried chicken

Best friend: Beckett

Best color: Blue

Best book: Bible (KJV)

Best class in school: Foods, but core classes Math

Best activity outside of school: Back flips

Favorite candy: Reese's cups

What do you want for Christmas: a hug

G: Do you like all the alliteration?

M: YES!!!!

M: Why do you have flour all over your face in this picture?

G: I like flour. I ate a handful of flour.

E: Mom, you can't give him answers, cuz this is Griffin's birthday.

 M: What are you looking forward to this year Griff?

G: The winter arc.

E: Don't elaborate.

G: *curt nod*

M: How tall are you now?

G: 5'4". Stand on my money I'm 3'2"

M: Happy birthday Griff! We love you so much!